Sometimes the best part of my day is knowing that my chair spins. If my chair could talk I have a good feeling it would say something to the effect of "Though you feel your backside is one of your best ASSets, taking a walk from time to time would give us both a break. I'm not here solely for your entertainment and you should really get out a little more. P.S. - Please organize your cords a little better so they stop getting stuck in my wheels." There is a strong possibility that the Hampster running around in my brain feels the same way. (Yes I know the correct spelling is Hamster, however that website was already taken so I have decided to capitalize on the fact that a good percentage of the time people mistakenly add in the 'P').