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9/17/2014

If I could I would create a hodgepodge of our 2 AM conversations. I would piece them back together like a puzzle and then I would teach them to mockingbirds.
I would read them out loud over and over again until they got it just right and then I would take the mockingbirds into the city and set them free in hopes that they share our sweet song so that others get the chance to experience love the way that I have.

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Live at the dentist, I tweeted.

9/12/2014

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Chandler had to get a filling and since his past dental experiences haven't went so great we decided it was best for him to be sedated. Nothing too over the top but in order to drink the special feel good juice we had to arrive an hour early so he could drink it, wait an hour and then get his filling. This was my waiting room experience..

Oh my goodness, witnessing "mom of the year" chasing her screaming child around the dentists office..
— Carrie Williams (@carrieyou) September 10, 2014

Now he has kicked off his rain boots and "mom of the year" has threatened to spank him 4 times.
— Carrie Williams (@carrieyou) September 10, 2014

He just got lose and ran the opposite direction of her screaming "but I don't want a drink of water"
— Carrie Williams (@carrieyou) September 10, 2014

"Mom of the year" handed over her iPhone and all is well in the world again! Whew!
— Carrie Williams (@carrieyou) September 10, 2014

Just kidding, due to an incoming text message the screaming match is back, game on!
— Carrie Williams (@carrieyou) September 10, 2014

Now he's screaming "I want my daddy" and I admit, I kind of want him to have his daddy too..
— Carrie Williams (@carrieyou) September 10, 2014

"mom of the year" must only know how to count to 4 because she's made it that far twice and then I think she just gives up!
— Carrie Williams (@carrieyou) September 10, 2014

Thinking after this chaos, I should get to share Chandler's laughing gas..
— Carrie Williams (@carrieyou) September 10, 2014

Didn't know little boys had such high-pitched screams!
— Carrie Williams (@carrieyou) September 10, 2014

Wouldn't it be great if someone would give that kid a red bull and a kitten as they leave? One can hope..
— Carrie Williams (@carrieyou) September 10, 2014

Now rain boots and socks have been scattered across the waiting room floor and the screaming continues to the tune of "leave me alone"
— Carrie Williams (@carrieyou) September 10, 2014

What alarms me slightly is how calm "mom of the year"
— Carrie Williams (@carrieyou) September 10, 2014

This would only take place on the one time we must arrive 1 hour early, to sit in the waiting room..
— Carrie Williams (@carrieyou) September 10, 2014

Now the screaming has stopped and evolved into dragging his hand around the circular fish tank, making a 'nails on the chalkboard' sound
— Carrie Williams (@carrieyou) September 10, 2014

Oh shit screaming kid has a brother, this should be interesting..
— Carrie Williams (@carrieyou) September 10, 2014

Screaming kid got super quiet, "mom of the year" should've known he was digging someone's water cup out of the trash to have a taste..
— Carrie Williams (@carrieyou) September 10, 2014

I could not make this shit up..
— Carrie Williams (@carrieyou) September 10, 2014

Well they called his name but I'm sure he will be back, seeing as he left his tai boots in the waiting room.. pic.twitter.com/MvTtVzpBPY
— Carrie Williams (@carrieyou) September 10, 2014

Why does this need a handle? screaming kid currently knocking profusely like a candy crazed kid on Halloween.. pic.twitter.com/9ca6aUmsVN
— Carrie Williams (@carrieyou) September 10, 2014

You can't stand on the waiting room couch, but apparently jumping is allowed! Sign me up!
— Carrie Williams (@carrieyou) September 10, 2014

Woohoo! Gold Stars for the receptionist who magically appeared with goldfish! Well played! Cheesy crackers are delicious little Heroes!
— Carrie Williams (@carrieyou) September 10, 2014

Shows over! Nothing to see here! Move along, nothing left but one of screaming kids socks now!!! pic.twitter.com/zdEdzr9ewg
— Carrie Williams (@carrieyou) September 10, 2014

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